AI feedback • zero sugarcoating

Your resume deserves a better roast.

Upload your resume for a brutally honest AI critique: real flaws, useful fixes, and one punchline engineered for the group chat.

Free quick roast. No account required.

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The Roastfolio promise

2–3

specific flaws, not generic advice

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accounts needed for a quick roast

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screenshot-ready verdict

Three moves. One verdict.

Career feedback without the corporate fog.

Roastfolio turns a document recruiters skim into feedback you will actually remember—and know how to act on.

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A roast with receipts

Get two or three concrete resume flaws—not vague career-coach filler—plus a punchline worth sharing.

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Built to screenshot

Your verdict arrives in a compact, shareable format made for group chats, LinkedIn, and your brave little camera roll.

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A useful next move

Laugh first, then see what to tighten: impact, clarity, positioning, and the lines recruiters are likely to skim.

Simple pricing

Get roasted free. Upgrade when you are ready to fix it.

Quick Roast

$0

For anyone brave enough to upload.

  • Two or three real resume flaws
  • A savage closing punchline
  • Compact, shareable result
  • No account required
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Serious Upgrade

$19

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After the laugh

A deeper critique and rewrite-ready direction for turning the roast into a sharper application.

  • Everything in Quick Roast
  • Deeper section-by-section critique
  • Stronger bullet recommendations
  • Positioning and clarity fixes
  • Priority rewrite guidance
  • Downloadable improvement plan
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Before you volunteer as tribute

Reasonable questions, honest answers.

Your PDF can take it

Find out what recruiters are too polite to say.

Upload your resume, collect the damage, then use it to make the next version undeniably better.

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